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baja by flashlight baja tractoring in the dark with the aid of a flashlight
baja canoeing tractor canoeing in the woods
baja sledding tractor sledding in the woods
baja tractoring driving the tractor in the woods without using any form of path or trail; involves driving over stuff found in the woods like rocks, logs, stumps, stone walls, trees, and brush
blizzard tractoringdriving the tractor in a blizzard
body sleddingcar sledding or tractor sledding without a sled
brush removaldriving over brush to make a path
bumper sleddingcompetition between two or more tractor/car sledders in which the competitors try to knock the others off their sled
canoe sleddingusing a canoe as a sled; its weight limit is often exceeded
canoe trailera frame with wheels that holds a canoe and allows it to be used on land in the form of road canoeing, tractor canoeing, car canoeing, yard canoeing, and baja canoeing.
car canoeingriding in a canoe on the canoe trailer that is being towed by a street legal vehicle
car canoe sleddingriding in a canoe that is being dragged through snow by a street legal vehicle
car sleddingsledding while holding onto a rope that is tied to a street legal vehicle for forward motion
car sledding roperope with a handle that is used for car sledding and tractor sledding
come-along (also lumacong)a hand ratcheting winch used to pull the tractor out of a jam which is often caused by trees, rocks, logs, or a hole in the ice etc..
drive-by snowball fightsnowball fight where one team on the tractor raids the other team that travels on foot; the latter team always wins
drop offoptional 50% grade on the descent of the west side of Mount Tractor
engine brakingthe act of using first gear to control the velocity of tractor
fest hatofficial hat to be worn by the drver of the tractor during a Tractorfest; yellow with orange, brown, and white stripes
festing groundsarea where Tractorfest takes place, includes the yard, the swamp, and Mount Tractor
festing seasonThanksgiving through January, including novemberfest, festmas, Kwanzaafest, and winterfest
festmastwelve tractorfests in a row held annually from 12/12-12/23; also called the 12 days of festmas
forest clearingrunning over dead trees with the tractor to encourage new growth
GWTguy in the woods trail
highway fence manipulationfolding over highway fence section to allow the tractor to pass through and reach a desired location; the fence springs back up after passing over
ice canoeingcanoeing through ice covered water requires sledgehammer to bust ice
JonesfestAnnual campout at the Jones' residence hosted by Brian Jones. The hard-core participants stay up 'til 3am engaging in traditional Jonesfest activities which concludes with a mid-morning breakfast.
kamikaze downhilldescending at over 7 mph, with or without a trail, which involves tree dodging and excessive bouncing on rocks, logs, stumps etc... This will eject passengers, or even the driver, and is occasionally interrupted by a large tree that abruptly halts forward motion; can be done with a canoe attached
Kwanzaafestfesting that takes place during Kwanzaa
Mount Tractor hill that serves as the location of tractoring done in the woods
muddy stonewall gapopening in the stonewall next to the road that provides an alternate exit to the woods; includes ample mud and water
neutral dropthe act of shifting to neutral to increase velocity while descending a slope
night tractoringdriving the tractor in the dark; a flashlight is used in the woods sometimes
novemberfestTractorfests held during November
obtaining artifactsact of lifting items that are floating in the water, and weigh at least 50 lbs, into a canoe; example artifact: a big wet log
octoberfestTractorfests held during October
olympic tractoringtractoring during the olympic games
ride the bull sectiontwo large rocks after the stone wall crossing that give ride qualities like that of a bull and often eject the shotgun passenger
road canoeingcanoeing on pavement under human power using the canoe trailer and road paddles
road paddleshandles with rubber at one end to push on pavement while road canoeing
road tractoringtractoring on the road beyond the trail to Mount Tractor or the house driveway
rolling strongto travel slow in a vehicle that is packed with passengers
shotgun positionlocation of front seat passenger next to the driver who is susceptible to being thrown or ejected from the tractor because there is only a foot peg and a handle to hold onto
slingshot sleddingtechnique of car sledding around a corner: As soon as the towing car goes around a tight corner it accelerates, whipping the sledder through the corner and sending him/her past the towing car which is still in motion.
snow bank climbingdriving the tractor up a snow bank until the back edge of the dump body touches the ground. At this point the tractor must be held in gear so that it does not roll backwards and on top of the pile of passengers that has been dumped out the back of the dump body.
SS Taco Bell (or SS Bell)canoe that is used for canoe sledding, road canoeing, tractor canoeing, car canoeing, yard canoeing, baja canoeing, tractor canoe sledding, and car canoe sledding (it no longer floats)
stone wall crossingsection of stone wall that has the top half removed to allow the tractor to pass over
summerfestTractorfests held between the first day of May and the last day of September
swamp ice tractoringdriving the tractor on the ice that freezes over the swamp; the rear wheels break through often but forward momentum pulls them out; ice must be almost safe enough to walk on
tractor canoeingriding in a canoe on the canoe trailer while it is being towed by the tractor
tractor canoe sleddingriding in a canoe while it is being dragged through snow by the tractor
Tractorfest (also fest)2 or more people gathed to enjoy at least 12 minutes of tractor related activities
tractor campingtraveling to campsite with tractor and camping
tractor fishingfishing while sitting on the tractor
tractor printsmarkings on tree trunks and branches where bark has been removed from contact with the tractor
tractor pushingmoving the tractor under human power to the barn for tractor repair
tractor repairfixing the tractor
tractor signsign with a picture of a tractor and the words "in progress" to notify late arrivals that tractorfest is happening
tractor skiingskiing while holding onto a rope that is tied to the tractor to provide forward motion
tractor sleddingsledding while holding onto a rope that is tied to the tractor to provide forward motion
tractor trapsholes in the swamp ice that are covered with snow to catch the tractor and aid the team on foot in a drive-by snowball fight
trail formationinvolves baja, brush removal, and tree destruction to form double track
tree destructionthe removal of trees using the bumper, front axle, wheels, or hands. (usually dead trees but occasionally live if they are really in the way) -also tree wrecking
tree dodgingavoiding trees during a kamikaze downhill
turnaroundlocated on the far side of Mount Tractor at the end of the path
TV cliffcliff where a TV was dropped in the spring of '94 in order to wittness an implosion
un-fested territoryarea that is virgin to tractoring
washing machine surfingstanding on a washing machine while it is being dragged by the tractor
wheelieoccurs while ascending a hill with a large load of passengers; eliminates the ability to steer
winterfestTractorfests held between the first day of January and the last day of April
yard tractoringdriving the tractor in the yard, often done to warm up the motor
yard canoeingtractor canoeing in the yard




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